I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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