so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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