FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
