found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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