Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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