butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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