He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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