No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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