Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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