I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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