she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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