we have officially lost it.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
