you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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