Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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