it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
