Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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