So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
They took my balls.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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