my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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