Is it normal to miss your booty call?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
im on a boat
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