I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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