ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I believe in your delicious
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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