I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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