just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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