theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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