we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Houston, we have a blender
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
