Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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