i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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