is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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