He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Enjoy the penises
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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