just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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