i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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