C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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