He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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