Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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