grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I could fuck to npr.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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