She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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