you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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