North Korea, Best Korea!
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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