It's Friday. Sex?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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