She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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