There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
