As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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