Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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