You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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