We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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