So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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