it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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