in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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