woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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