:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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